Coconut Oil & Other Disasters...

It's been so long since I reviewed products and posted here, that I'm able to compile an immediate list of what hasn't worked with ease. (I figured you'd want to get right to what you might want to think twice about, avoid, or laugh about.)

Disaster #1: Coconut Oil ---- 0 out of 5 stars
I know what you're wondering. What is she talking about? Well if nothing else my coconut oil disaster proves that every head of hair is different and reacts differently to things, even things that are thought widely to work. I had been diligently trying to get coconut oil to work for me for a month and a half before I finally settled my mind to the fact that it absolutely, positively does not work for me. My hair hates it! HATES it! Every time I apply it, whether alone, mixed in a conditioning treatment, sealed on ends, what have you, my hair wigs out! I get a frizzy, crunchy, hard mess. This is horrifying to me, because for the most part my hair is extremely well behaved -- soft, malleable, easily detangled, stays moisturized well. It could hold a style better, but a sista really can't complain like all that. Well, to my horror, coconut oil transforms my hair into a forest of roach legs, torture to touch. I'm not exaggerating (much). I think it's the protein in it, although I have not shown extreme protein sensitivity using other products. I did have some trouble with the Aphogee 2-step treatment the last time I tried it, however. I won't be trying this again. The most maddening part of it all is that I assumed it would be great and bought a huge canister from Walmart since my hair has responded so well to products using coconut milk! I wound up giving the whole can to my moms... not sure it's working for her twa either...

Disaster #2: IC Olive Oil Gel -- 1 out of 5 stars
My hair is absolutely not fooled. It totally knows the difference between IC and Kinky Curly Curling Custard. It does not seem to like IC gel very much at all. So many people exclaim over the results they get using IC gel for wash n go, for twisting, etc. I've tried it for all of those and got weird gummy textures, dullness, and dryness. The best results I ever got were when I mixed it with shea. And there were still some little matzo balls in there where the shea didn't absorb, and which I was not aware of until my mom exclaimed "Eww! What is that?!?!" loudly and marched across the room to dig one out of the back of my fro and show me. Aargh! I'm almost ready to throw in the towel with this stuff.

Disaster #3: Giovanni Direct Leave-in -- 2 out of 5
The jury's actually out on this one, but the sense of frustration cannot be overestimated. Time and time again I've read rave reviews of this product, and I believe those, but I just haven't seen it. I've tried it as a part of different regimens and even alone, but I am not seeing the moisture lock-in and gleam that I expected. My hair does feel soft and slippy when I first put it in, but inevitably what I put on top feels weird. I still hold out hope with this one, and am not ready to post a final result already but the frustrations is adding up.

At this rate, I won't be re-investing in any of these products. Any suggestions or comiserations? Please comment!

You Might Have Thought I'd Died... (an Apology)

But I didn't. There's no excuse for my militaristic silence on this blog lately! Has my hair stopped growing? Have I stopped experimenting, trying new regimens and products? Of course not. I just let life get in the way of recording it.

No more! I'll be getting up to date immediately...

New NaturalNaNa Video on Youtube -- Enjoy!

ORS Olive Oil Replenishing Pak -- 3 out of 5

Organic Root Stimulator Olive Oil Replenishing Pak. These yellow packets should be familiar to anyone who's ever been down the "ethnic hair products" aisle @ the store or to a Sally's Beauty Supply. My aim in testing this one was to start questioning the effectiveness of every product, even ones that people take for granted.

After clarifying/co-washing and rinsing, I apply this product to my wet hair, cover with shower cap, and then sit under hood dryer for 15-20 minutes with heat on medium. (I'm a big believer in applying heat to conditioning treatments... steam would be even better, but oh well...)

After using this 3 times on my natural hair, I've concluded that it's okay, but that I should keep looking. The first time, I used only the packet, and was unimpressed with the softness or moisture of my hair. I also don't care for the smell. It smells so strongly of oranges that if I were wearing a blindfold when trying this, I would try to clean the counters with it!

I had a lot more success with it the second and third times I tried it, where I used it as a base to add additional evoo, coconut oil and honey. When I did that, I had good results for softness and moisture of my hair. Only thing is the smell stayed the same. I'm sure there's something out there that works better, and I'll be looking for that. However, in a pinch, whether temporal or financial, this is an acceptable alternative.

Suave Naturals Coconut Conditioner -- 5 out of 5

I finally tried Suave Naturals Coconut Conditioner! It's on many a holy grail product list, let me tell you. As far as I can tell, it is well deserved.

It is my pleasure to add it to my list as well! Light as air on my hair (and my wallet), great slip and softness, very pleasant light smell, this conditioner is perfect for co-washing and so cheap that you can glop it on without feeling guilty. I enjoyed it so much that I cowashed twice with it. I felt that it added moisture well to my hair with the water and rinsed out quickly and easily. I can see this as a staple in my bathroom forever more!

It performed as well if not better than HE Hello Hydration, which I loved, and reviewed before and reserved judgment on pending a review of this one. I can (happily) say that they are what and what. (Idea: look for a blog warring the conditioners later!) Is it fair that I gave Suave a 5 out of 5 and hg rating right off? Yes, because there is one place where Suave kicks HH's but -- price. HH costs 2$ more than Suave and seems to be slightly less available, but that doesn't really mean anything because these are both drugstore products and widely available.

Suave is so cheap and available it may make a good base for mixing homemade products. We shall see...

Aphogee 2-Step Protein Treatment -- 1 out of 4

Let me start by saying that I had never heard of protein sensitivity in hair until I started following curlynikki's blog. By that time, I was curious to answer the question in regards to my own hair because it seems so key. When you check the ingredients of most hair products, protein, usually in the form of wheat germ protein, is on the list! I began to get a a little paranoid. Is my hair protein sensitive?! I'm allergic to a million and one things in nature and on my plate, so I am more likely to assume an allergy as the cause of misery than anything else.

I am happy to report that no, it seems that I am not protein sensitive. Yet and still, Aphogee 2-step treatment was too much for me! This is a WHOLE LOTTA protein ya'll. Imagine 12 eggs stinkily frying on your hair. That's about what the experience was like for me.

This is not my first time dealing with protein. I remember when I got my first perms in 7th grade-- I got them because I was a dancer and my mom was tired of me sweating out my press daily. It only took about 6 months to break off badly. The hairstylist I was seeing, slapped several Aphogee treatments on my head at that time. I remembered it being goopy, hard to deal with, stinky, and rock hard. When I read that some people have a lot of success with it and use it regularly as napturals, I was eager to try again since you can get at any beauty supply store. In fact, the one that I went to single-use packets in the box separately. I got mine for 1.99+ tax.

I co-washed then got ready to use. It comes in 2 parts. First the protein treatment itself, under the dryer @ high heat until hard and dry (NO SHOWER CAP). Then the creamy conditioner which you rinse out almost immediately. Well, step one was a mess! The stuff is super runny, about the consistency and color of beaten eggs. I could hardly get it on my head. I was also concerned that there wouldn't have been enough without my hair being a short twa. I got it worked in, and the smell was eye-watering and chemically. I experienced immediate regret. That's when the stinging began....

This reminded me of a perm so bad I could have cried. I got under the dryer like a concentration camp victim, all dogged endurance. It took longer to dry hard that I would have liked. Once again, if my hair had been longer... torture time! I rinsed it out eagerly only to feel my hair hard and stripped feeling. I rushed on...

The second step was better. The conditioner smelled good, and after applying, working it in, and rinsing, my hair felt alot better. I wound up doing a deep conditioner with evoo, honey, and an olive oil packet to get it back to softness. I didn't notice any immediate perking up of m hair, and the hardness left after the dc, but I think it did give me a protein boost. I'm just unsure that I needed one at all. I'll be leaving this packet on the shelves from now on... try if you dare!

Happy Nappy New Year!

It's the start of Very Nappy Year for Dluvlylox! As you can see I'm hella late with this. To stop me from sliding into ridiculous procrastination territory (which would be unforgiveable), I am simply posting my current regimen and a few announcements, as well as pending reviews.

My Regimen:
1) Co-wash every 2-3 days or as needed w/ HE Hello Hydration or Suave Tropical Coconut
2) Clarify w/ ACV rinse or baking soda added to conditioner
3) As little combing as possible, even in shower w/ conditioner (I can detangle w/ fingers)
4) DT 2x/wk -- currently using ORS Olive oil packs w/ added evoo and honey, but still looking for something better
5) Spritz daily with water, seal with oil (amla+shikakai or coconut)

My Goals for the year are:
1) Perfect regimen and get it down to routine.
2) Take multi-vitamin daily.
3) Learn to braid!
4) Experiment with styles for versatility.
5) Keep up blog/fotki!
6) Record results of all hair experiments and products!
7) Try henna!

Look for the following Product Reviews:
1) Aphogee 2-step Treatment
2) Suave Tropical Coconut Conditioner
3) Organic Root Stimulator Olive Oil Conditioner
4) Coconut Oil
5) The Pre-poo
6) IC Olive Oil Gel
7) IC Olive Oil Gel vs. Kinky Curly Curling Custard

I am also planning to experiment in making homemade products this year! (So exciting!) Look for:
1) Homemade Spritz w/ Vegetable Glycerin
2) Adventures in Shea Butter Land
3) Shealoe and other Goop

Lastly, I am participating in Nappturality's TWA Challenge 2009. This is a year-long hair growth challenge. I've sworn to:
1) Stick to my regimen.
2) No cutting! No trimming!
3) Measure only once and month and post pic in a fotki album specifically for that purpose!
4) Grab a hair buddy and hold on tight for the ride! Mine is jasluv on NP.

We have a ning social network website, Our Journey. You can come visit to cheer us along, or even join yourself. Hope to see you there.

Aight! That's It for Now!