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Homemade Refresher Spritz -- 5 out of 5

2009-07-30T18:02:00.000-07:00

For my first of many product reviews, I will discuss my own amazing hair recipe, which I now swear by over any product you can pick up in a store. Plus it's cheap!

Ingredients:
-- Distilled Water (I usually am lazy and use tap)
-- 100% pure vegetable glycerin
-- Essential Oil of your choice
-- Spray bottle (any size)

Recipe:
1) Rinse out your spray bottle. It can be any size. This recipe will work for any size spray bottle because the key to a successful spray is the ratio of water to glycerine. This ratio is based on what works for your hair. Many recommend that you start at 20% glycerin to 80% water and increase percentage of glycerin as necessary. My perfect ratio is 40% glycerin and 60% water.
2) Add glycerin up to whatever level of the bottle will give you the percentage of glycerin that you've decided to use.
3) Add water up to whatever level of the bottle will give you the percentage of water that you've decided to use.
4) Shake vigorously. Vegetable glycerin is completely soluble with water, so the glycerin should "disappear" into the water.
5) Add 15 drops of the essential oil of your choice. Personally, I like lavender, but many other scents rock!

Usage: I use this spritz as an awesome morning refresher to fluff and fix my coils and curls. After I wake (I sleep in a satin bonnet), I spritz my curls and fluff with my fingers. My coils last 7 days now, but only with the regimen of refreshing with this spray. Using this, there is nothing else that I need to do. Not even "sealing" with other creams and butters, and my ends are healthy.

Hello Blog, I've Missed You!

2009-07-30T17:24:00.000-07:00

I would be remiss if I didn't start off with an apology. So I guess I am just remiss:)

Hello world! It's me again. Back. Lots to tell, and many lessons learned.

I haven't written a word since April, so here's the quick rundown of the hair happenings:

1) My hair has grown steadily at approx. .75 - 1 inch per month. As this is the end of July. I would hazard a guess that my hair is b/t 6-7 inches long. It's a guess because I slacked off on measuring and got a trim (HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE, more on that later)! The growth challenge continues.

2) Did I mention I got a trim? And that I left the place with soul glo hair and a wallet lighter by the weight of 100$? Well, consider it mentioned... in fact, that anecdote deserves it's own post.

3) I've settled into a 7 day co-wash and coil-out routine with Kinky-curly with henna every 2-3 weeks. I've really become a pro at it, and I've begun tampering with twists and twist outs.

My current dilemma: what to do with my hair during my 3 month sailing voyage around the world. I am considering a protective style, but too afraid of unintentionally neglecting my hair or going coo-coo missing my coils and henna. Choices, choices!

Be back real soon with product reviews, updates, and stories. Feels good to be back.

Natural Nana does it again! Enjoy...

2009-04-19T13:16:00.001-07:00

Word! Be a Smarter Curly

2009-03-29T22:49:00.000-07:00

I've promised myself that I'm going to start passing on the good stuff -- so here's Jillipoo's great post today on sites that give the comprehensive skinny on ingredients in products. As Jilli says, rise above the mainstream product junky-ism and be a smarter curly.... read here.

Dluvlylox Reports: Top Hair Lessons of the Week

2009-03-28T07:50:00.000-07:00

As usual, I've been more busy learning all I can, reading all my blogs, than I have been posting! But I'm trying to do better.

Here's the plan: a once weekly serial post the Top Hair Lessons of the Week. This is where I share the best of what I've picked up over the week with the rest of the world. Excited? I know I am. Let's get crackin!

TOP LESSONS OF THE WEEK

1. Sample Packs! Wanting to indulge the product junky inside, but lacking the funds and not wanting to order full-sized bottles of stuff only to decide after one application that you don't like? Many natural and organic hair product retailers sell sample packs! These usually include a selection of their most popular products in trial sized packaging and equal the cost of only one of the products. I was over the moon to realize just how many lines offer sample packs. (You do still have to pay shipping). After some deliberation, I ordered the Oyin Handmade sample pack --Look for the review soon! Up next, Karen's Body Beautiful!

2. Raggedy Fingernails! This may seem so intuitive, but it was a revelation in my world. I was reading one of my blogs, and the oh-so-wise sister mentioned that naturals should watch their nails. Unfiled or ragged nails catch on hair and snag, causing a lot of breaks. Considering the emphasis on fingerstyling as a healthy alternative to combing and brushing, this becomes even more important. Since salon manicures are a things of the past for me, I'll have to be extra careful from now on. Word!

3. Spring Flowers! This spring's hair fashion accessory: flower power! I've been seeing an explosion of different flowers in pics, ads, and blogs all over. Not only are sisters pinning flowers behind the ear, but also wearing them attached to barrettes and headbands! Now these are selling for 8-25$, but ya'll know I'm going straight to Michael's!! Watch me work, hey!

Well that's it for now... we'll call this one abbreviated, and shoot for 5 per week in the future. Be on the look out for more reviews coming soon!

First Time Henna Today! 5 out of 5 stars

2009-03-14T21:49:00.000-07:00

I did my first henna today! Excitement! Came out great...

My Regimen:
1) Co-wash with Suave tropical coconut +baking soda to clarify.
2) Co-wash with He Hello Hydration to soften to detangle.
3) Detangle with Jilbere Shower Comb.
4) ACV/Cold Water Rinse.
5) Apply 100 g of Jamila Henna mixed with 2 cups green tea + honey (I mixed and let dye release for 7 hours before applying.)
6) Cover with shower cap, white strip around the edges, and headband to seal. I also added a scarf, bonnet, and extra pillowcase to eliminate spillage and dying my pillow doo-doo brown. (I'm a bit paranoid, I know!) Let henna work overnight.
7) Wake up, uncover and rinse in tub under full pressure of spigot.
8) Deep condition with AO Honeysuckle Rose + evoo + honey. Sit under hood dryer for 20 min.
9) Cold water rinse.
10) Apply KC Knot Today leave-in.
11) Finger Coil with KC Curling Custard.

Voila! As I said, it turned out great. The thing I'm most excited about is that I didn't spill or stain anything, although there was a brief panic in the morning when I rinsed out my hair in the tub and the water was really, really brown.

What I've noticed so far: As soon as I began to coil, I noticed some differences in my hair. There was less shrinkage, so there was some curl loosening. I also noticed my hair performing like magic, and there was a dark gleam to it. It was very soft and manageable. Like curlynikki says, the henna color is subtle. It actually makes my hair look dark, but in the light there is a wine-colored red sheen that burnishes the hair. Very classy and expensive looking. All in all, consider me a henna head!

Zulu Hair!

2009-03-13T10:49:00.000-07:00

I attended the Zulu Ball this Mardi Gras in New Orleans, a strictly formal event, and spent most of January wigging out about what I would do with my hair. I had a dress all picked out, shoes, purse, and jewelry, but what could I do with my cap of curls that wouldn't be boring or standard?? I found a great solution!

I decided to go with a modified 20's look -- a tight cap of curls with a crystal floral hair piece that I made myself! Brilliant right? :)

To get the look: I performed my first rollerset with the little blue magnetic rollers from Sally Beauty Supply. Since I'd never done it, and didn't know what setting lotion to use or whatever, I went with tried and true: I used Kinky Curly Curling Custard! Besides being a bit gooey and taking a long time to dry (an hour under my beloved hood dryer is not too high a beauty price to pay, right?), it came out wonderfully. I rolled my hair in a "brick laying pattern", back to front, using the roller caps to stretch and hold my hair to the roller. After drying, I coated my fingertips in evoo and pulled the curls apart with my fingers. I also carefully ran my fingers through the roots to erase the parting lines.

To create the piece: I went to Michaels. In the bridal decorations section, I found "crystal leaves" pre-mounted on thin silver wire (I've searched the michael's website for a pic of this... in vain). I also bought swarovski crystals. I went home, pulled the leaves apart and re-twisted them in a 3-dimensional flower pattern, and used a hot glue gun to attach the additional crystals for glitter and shine. I used a simple large bobby pin to attach it to above my left ear (where I always wear flowers).

It was a rousing success! I'm sure I don't have to tell you how wonderful all the sisters looked in all their Mardi Gras finery, but I was the ONLY one rocking a hair flower. I got lots of compliments from men and women, and it was one of those rare zen moments where your outside perfectly matches your inside. Selah.

Mixology: Chlorine Buster

2009-03-12T13:28:00.000-07:00

Tiffany @ LiveCurlyLiveFree has a great home remedy for chlorine/chlorine damage removal on her lovely site! I just had to share -- Tiff is a guru on Naturallycurly.com and the new weekly contributing blogger @ the CurlyNikki Blog. Thanks Tiffany! Read below or Go here.

Chlorine Buster

It is always a good idea to rinse your hair with plain water prior to entering any swimming pool to prevent chlorine water from penetrating into your hair shaft; however, this remedy will help reverse any chlorine damage to unprotected hair.

Combine:

1 egg, beaten

2 tablespoons olive oil

1/4 cup pureed, peeled cucumber

Massage well into hair from scalp to ends, then cover with a plastic processing cap. Process for 30 minutes hour at room temperature, then cleanse hair with a non-sulfate cleanser.

Haven't tried it yet, but will post a review if and when I do. Bring on the summer pools!

Coconut Oil & Other Disasters...

2009-02-15T18:18:00.000-08:00

It's been so long since I reviewed products and posted here, that I'm able to compile an immediate list of what hasn't worked with ease. (I figured you'd want to get right to what you might want to think twice about, avoid, or laugh about.)

Disaster #1: Coconut Oil ---- 0 out of 5 stars
I know what you're wondering. What is she talking about? Well if nothing else my coconut oil disaster proves that every head of hair is different and reacts differently to things, even things that are thought widely to work. I had been diligently trying to get coconut oil to work for me for a month and a half before I finally settled my mind to the fact that it absolutely, positively does not work for me. My hair hates it! HATES it! Every time I apply it, whether alone, mixed in a conditioning treatment, sealed on ends, what have you, my hair wigs out! I get a frizzy, crunchy, hard mess. This is horrifying to me, because for the most part my hair is extremely well behaved -- soft, malleable, easily detangled, stays moisturized well. It could hold a style better, but a sista really can't complain like all that. Well, to my horror, coconut oil transforms my hair into a forest of roach legs, torture to touch. I'm not exaggerating (much). I think it's the protein in it, although I have not shown extreme protein sensitivity using other products. I did have some trouble with the Aphogee 2-step treatment the last time I tried it, however. I won't be trying this again. The most maddening part of it all is that I assumed it would be great and bought a huge canister from Walmart since my hair has responded so well to products using coconut milk! I wound up giving the whole can to my moms... not sure it's working for her twa either...

Disaster #2: IC Olive Oil Gel -- 1 out of 5 stars
My hair is absolutely not fooled. It totally knows the difference between IC and Kinky Curly Curling Custard. It does not seem to like IC gel very much at all. So many people exclaim over the results they get using IC gel for wash n go, for twisting, etc. I've tried it for all of those and got weird gummy textures, dullness, and dryness. The best results I ever got were when I mixed it with shea. And there were still some little matzo balls in there where the shea didn't absorb, and which I was not aware of until my mom exclaimed "Eww! What is that?!?!" loudly and marched across the room to dig one out of the back of my fro and show me. Aargh! I'm almost ready to throw in the towel with this stuff.

Disaster #3: Giovanni Direct Leave-in -- 2 out of 5
The jury's actually out on this one, but the sense of frustration cannot be overestimated. Time and time again I've read rave reviews of this product, and I believe those, but I just haven't seen it. I've tried it as a part of different regimens and even alone, but I am not seeing the moisture lock-in and gleam that I expected. My hair does feel soft and slippy when I first put it in, but inevitably what I put on top feels weird. I still hold out hope with this one, and am not ready to post a final result already but the frustrations is adding up.

At this rate, I won't be re-investing in any of these products. Any suggestions or comiserations? Please comment!

You Might Have Thought I'd Died... (an Apology)

2009-02-15T18:12:00.000-08:00

But I didn't. There's no excuse for my militaristic silence on this blog lately! Has my hair stopped growing? Have I stopped experimenting, trying new regimens and products? Of course not. I just let life get in the way of recording it.

No more! I'll be getting up to date immediately...

New NaturalNaNa Video on Youtube -- Enjoy!

2009-01-06T13:18:00.000-08:00

ORS Olive Oil Replenishing Pak -- 3 out of 5

2009-01-06T12:52:00.000-08:00

Organic Root Stimulator Olive Oil Replenishing Pak. These yellow packets should be familiar to anyone who's ever been down the "ethnic hair products" aisle @ the store or to a Sally's Beauty Supply. My aim in testing this one was to start questioning the effectiveness of every product, even ones that people take for granted.

After clarifying/co-washing and rinsing, I apply this product to my wet hair, cover with shower cap, and then sit under hood dryer for 15-20 minutes with heat on medium. (I'm a big believer in applying heat to conditioning treatments... steam would be even better, but oh well...)

After using this 3 times on my natural hair, I've concluded that it's okay, but that I should keep looking. The first time, I used only the packet, and was unimpressed with the softness or moisture of my hair. I also don't care for the smell. It smells so strongly of oranges that if I were wearing a blindfold when trying this, I would try to clean the counters with it!

I had a lot more success with it the second and third times I tried it, where I used it as a base to add additional evoo, coconut oil and honey. When I did that, I had good results for softness and moisture of my hair. Only thing is the smell stayed the same. I'm sure there's something out there that works better, and I'll be looking for that. However, in a pinch, whether temporal or financial, this is an acceptable alternative.

Suave Naturals Coconut Conditioner -- 5 out of 5

2009-01-06T12:37:00.000-08:00

I finally tried Suave Naturals Coconut Conditioner! It's on many a holy grail product list, let me tell you. As far as I can tell, it is well deserved.

It is my pleasure to add it to my list as well! Light as air on my hair (and my wallet), great slip and softness, very pleasant light smell, this conditioner is perfect for co-washing and so cheap that you can glop it on without feeling guilty. I enjoyed it so much that I cowashed twice with it. I felt that it added moisture well to my hair with the water and rinsed out quickly and easily. I can see this as a staple in my bathroom forever more!

It performed as well if not better than HE Hello Hydration, which I loved, and reviewed before and reserved judgment on pending a review of this one. I can (happily) say that they are what and what. (Idea: look for a blog warring the conditioners later!) Is it fair that I gave Suave a 5 out of 5 and hg rating right off? Yes, because there is one place where Suave kicks HH's but -- price. HH costs 2$ more than Suave and seems to be slightly less available, but that doesn't really mean anything because these are both drugstore products and widely available.

Suave is so cheap and available it may make a good base for mixing homemade products. We shall see...

Aphogee 2-Step Protein Treatment -- 1 out of 4

2009-01-06T11:49:00.000-08:00

Let me start by saying that I had never heard of protein sensitivity in hair until I started following curlynikki's blog. By that time, I was curious to answer the question in regards to my own hair because it seems so key. When you check the ingredients of most hair products, protein, usually in the form of wheat germ protein, is on the list! I began to get a a little paranoid. Is my hair protein sensitive?! I'm allergic to a million and one things in nature and on my plate, so I am more likely to assume an allergy as the cause of misery than anything else.

I am happy to report that no, it seems that I am not protein sensitive. Yet and still, Aphogee 2-step treatment was too much for me! This is a WHOLE LOTTA protein ya'll. Imagine 12 eggs stinkily frying on your hair. That's about what the experience was like for me.

This is not my first time dealing with protein. I remember when I got my first perms in 7th grade-- I got them because I was a dancer and my mom was tired of me sweating out my press daily. It only took about 6 months to break off badly. The hairstylist I was seeing, slapped several Aphogee treatments on my head at that time. I remembered it being goopy, hard to deal with, stinky, and rock hard. When I read that some people have a lot of success with it and use it regularly as napturals, I was eager to try again since you can get at any beauty supply store. In fact, the one that I went to single-use packets in the box separately. I got mine for 1.99+ tax.

I co-washed then got ready to use. It comes in 2 parts. First the protein treatment itself, under the dryer @ high heat until hard and dry (NO SHOWER CAP). Then the creamy conditioner which you rinse out almost immediately. Well, step one was a mess! The stuff is super runny, about the consistency and color of beaten eggs. I could hardly get it on my head. I was also concerned that there wouldn't have been enough without my hair being a short twa. I got it worked in, and the smell was eye-watering and chemically. I experienced immediate regret. That's when the stinging began....

This reminded me of a perm so bad I could have cried. I got under the dryer like a concentration camp victim, all dogged endurance. It took longer to dry hard that I would have liked. Once again, if my hair had been longer... torture time! I rinsed it out eagerly only to feel my hair hard and stripped feeling. I rushed on...

The second step was better. The conditioner smelled good, and after applying, working it in, and rinsing, my hair felt alot better. I wound up doing a deep conditioner with evoo, honey, and an olive oil packet to get it back to softness. I didn't notice any immediate perking up of m hair, and the hardness left after the dc, but I think it did give me a protein boost. I'm just unsure that I needed one at all. I'll be leaving this packet on the shelves from now on... try if you dare!

Happy Nappy New Year!

2009-01-05T12:18:00.000-08:00

It's the start of Very Nappy Year for Dluvlylox! As you can see I'm hella late with this. To stop me from sliding into ridiculous procrastination territory (which would be unforgiveable), I am simply posting my current regimen and a few announcements, as well as pending reviews.

My Regimen:
1) Co-wash every 2-3 days or as needed w/ HE Hello Hydration or Suave Tropical Coconut
2) Clarify w/ ACV rinse or baking soda added to conditioner
3) As little combing as possible, even in shower w/ conditioner (I can detangle w/ fingers)
4) DT 2x/wk -- currently using ORS Olive oil packs w/ added evoo and honey, but still looking for something better
5) Spritz daily with water, seal with oil (amla+shikakai or coconut)

My Goals for the year are:
1) Perfect regimen and get it down to routine.
2) Take multi-vitamin daily.
3) Learn to braid!
4) Experiment with styles for versatility.
5) Keep up blog/fotki!
6) Record results of all hair experiments and products!
7) Try henna!

Look for the following Product Reviews:
1) Aphogee 2-step Treatment
2) Suave Tropical Coconut Conditioner
3) Organic Root Stimulator Olive Oil Conditioner
4) Coconut Oil
5) The Pre-poo
6) IC Olive Oil Gel
7) IC Olive Oil Gel vs. Kinky Curly Curling Custard

I am also planning to experiment in making homemade products this year! (So exciting!) Look for:
1) Homemade Spritz w/ Vegetable Glycerin
2) Adventures in Shea Butter Land
3) Shealoe and other Goop

Lastly, I am participating in Nappturality's TWA Challenge 2009. This is a year-long hair growth challenge. I've sworn to:
1) Stick to my regimen.
2) No cutting! No trimming!
3) Measure only once and month and post pic in a fotki album specifically for that purpose!
4) Grab a hair buddy and hold on tight for the ride! Mine is jasluv on NP.

We have a ning social network website, Our Journey. You can come visit to cheer us along, or even join yourself. Hope to see you there.

Aight! That's It for Now!

Happy Happy Christmas!

2008-12-24T20:00:00.001-08:00

Caramel Deep Treatment

2008-12-24T11:17:00.000-08:00

I got this from velvethalo's fotki. And she got it from Aine @ Long Hair Care Forum... and so the knowledge is paid forward! Many people swear by this, so I thought I would post without even trying it first. I do believe in the power of the multiple testimony, ya know. Will post a product review update later...

You can find the thread @:
http://forums.longhaircommunity.com/showthread.php?t=65854&;highlight=caramel+treatment

Ingredients:

coconut oil
olive oil
wheatgerm oil
shea butter
honey
molasses
Apple cider vinegar
Two overripe bananas
water

From Velvethalo:

I just throw this all in a blender. It freezes rather well, so you won't have to keep making mini-batches every time you wanna use it, just thaw out. It should be a caramel cream look and consistency. Once you coat it on your hair, leave on for a couple hours. If your hair is longer than BSL, it may be easier to put your hair in a ponytail and just do that ponytail portion and loose baggy it to keep it from getting messy. Do not try to manipulate your hair during this time, it is very sticky. Rinse out in the shower. If you have fine hair, this may be all you need, but if you have coarse hair, you may want to follow up with a reconstructor and/or deep conditioner. It doesn't matter how kinky/curly/frizzy your hair is... it will shine like you've never ever seen it do before. I am now a big believer in this and will tell anyone who will listen. It really works!

From Dluvlylox: Thanks ladies, and we'll be sure to try it!

My Hair is Already Growing...

2008-12-22T11:57:00.000-08:00

I can't escape the suspicion that my hair is already growing, that I will not only meet but exceed the TWA growth challe nge this year, and that even though I was natural all those years before, this time my hair is doing a new thing. I tried finger coils today with kccc, and it worked beautifully. I was impressed and pleased with the way just a squirt of knot today leave-in defined my curl pattern. I barely had to twist to get 'em looking picture perfect. I'm going to wear them tomorrow maybe, and then pull apart and get a few more days out of 'em -- I'm anxious not to over manipulate my hair and ruin the healthy treatment I've been giving it.

The reason I think my hair is already growing is because a friend already told me so. I was talking with this friend yesterday -- she is a new convert to the kinky curly way as well -- and when I said that I was practicing a whole new way of caring for my hair to promote growth, she surprised me by saying " Well, it's working. Your hair already looks a lot longer than when you cut it." I was so shocked! Upon reflection today, however, I've decided that she's right. Without even finding my HG (Holy Grail) hair and nail supplement (still searching), my HG deep treatment, or trying henna, I am already seeing improvement! I can't wait to see where I am next summer, or even next year this time!

Mega Care Raw Shea Butter Oil -- 2 out of 5

2008-12-22T11:48:00.000-08:00

This stuff is something I happened upon while perusing the shelves of the Korean Beauty Mart near my house. (I'm not that big of a fan of this place -- not a lot there for the naptural curly beauties... many of the products have no-no ingredients and there are NO organic products or raw materials to make anything good for your hair.)

It comes in an orange tube. Here's the ingredient list: raw shea butter, canola oil, safflower oil, cotton seed oil, wheat germ oil, jojoba oil, macadamia nut oil, tocopherol, fragrance. It's pretty straightforward stuff, which is why I was surprised to find it there and why I plunked down the 3.99 or whatever to take it home and give it a try. I also saw an awesome youtuber, Ladykpnyc, use it during one of her tutorials to oil her scalp while her hair was wet. I decided to use it the same way.

I co-washed and parted my hair into sections. The tube of has a pointed nozzle, so I applied it directly to my scalp. Frankly, I wasn't impressed. The oil was light, but I found the smell to be very unpleasant (probably the cotton seed oil), and I did notice scalp itching until I co-washed it out. Disclaimer: I'm allergic to nuts. This product has macadamia nut oil. It could be that, but there is a possibility that it's not, because although I am allergic to raw nuts, and raw nut butters and powders, I am usually not allergic to nut oils. This is because oils are pressed and cleaned and whatever allergen affects in the plant is usually processed out, i.e. I eat peanut oil all the time.

Back to the product review. My scalp was moisturized, but the cons outweighed the pros. I'll probably be passing this on. I saw no reason to continue shelling out money for this stuff when there is perfectly good raw shea butter out there (somewhere) for me to use, whipped, mixed, or otherwise, on my hair.

*No pic available online, nor a company website. Me no likey... :(

Naptural Evangelism

2008-12-22T11:40:00.000-08:00

It's come to my attention that converting to napturality is just like getting saved. I'm lit up with an inner glow, on fire for my new style of living, and spreading the gospel of natural hair to as many people as will listen. There are other women out there, not all of them, but many, feeling oppressed and frustrated with their hair, confused about how to properly take care of it, and (maybe even unconsciously) looking and hoping for guidance, for a revelation. It comes out in the form of product junky-ism and hairstyle changes, but since my BC I have talked 2 people into taking the journey with me. I'm excited about that. One of them is my lovely sister, the other a cousin. Now I have someone to gush hair talk to, but more importantly, these are heads of beautiful, in transition hair for me to experiment on!

Dabur Amla Lite Oil -- 5 out of 5

2008-12-22T11:37:00.000-08:00

This hair oil contains amla and shikakai extracts. It's a great oil for many uses. Oiling the scalp, sealing the ends, etc. I love the smell. I've been using it for years on my relaxed hair. I was so excited to read online that it's also recommended for natural hair for everything I previously used it for in addition to complimentary use with henna. I've even seen on the henna for hair website that amla powder can be added to henna to enhance the color!

This brand is the "lite", as opposed to the darker, heavier, straight Amla oil Dabur sells. I've used both, but I prefer the lite version -- it's a strictly personal choice. No itching, very light, this oil is a favorite of mine for so many reasons. It adds shine without grease and actually revived my weave over and over from dead raccoon to paparazzi ready!

**I buy this stuff from The Joan @ my salon, Mohair in Baton Rouge, LA. You can purchase it online from the salon at http://www.mohaironline.com.

Herbal Essence Hello Hydration Conditioner -- 4 out of 5

2008-12-22T11:33:00.000-08:00

I just tried HHC for the first time. I finally found it @ the local CVS after striking out at a couple of other places (It's exceptionally hard for me to find even the most basic of products around here in Gulf Coast MS -- we don't even have a Target!). It cost 4.37 for the regular bottle and 5.99 for the bigger bottle. I, of course, caved and got the bigger bottle. I can't believe that I am excited to try a Clairol Herbal Essences product because I had heard in the past that the shampoo is very hard on black hair and makes it fall out. I've avoided the stuff like it had a "please make me bald" sign on it. What makes me so sure that I will like this product?

One thing: It's on curlynikki's holy grail list. 'Nuff said!

I am very pleased! It smelled WONDERFUL -- claims to have a fusion of coconut milk and orchid in it. I believe them. I can smell it. I co-washed twice because it smelled so good! It was very slippery like Nikki claimed, although my hair is too short and soft to test the slip with detangling-- I detangle instantaneously with my fingers.

That's it for now... this does have the potential of making the Holy Grail list, although it needs further testing, and I refuse to commit until I try Suave's Tropical Coconut.

Information Overload!

2008-12-22T11:15:00.000-08:00

Something's happened to me.

I've become obsessed with hair. There are so many sites, videos, tutorials, product reviews. I've been absorbing non-stop for the past three days, and I can't take any more. I have a product wish list a mile long, and for every positive review there's a negative one. It seems like so many things work! I have no idea what to do, where to start. Every time I get excited about a style/product/recipe, I have to run to the mirror to remind myself that my hair is 4 inches long, and the shrinkage has me to about 2 inches of hair. It's too short to do anything but dream and wish at this point!

I'm fighting recriminations for letting myself get to this point, for taking so long to stop and ask the fundamental questions that I should be asking myself, for taking so long to start paying attention to something so important and fundamental as hair. Even as I tell myself what's past is past, that hair grows and grows even past death, etc. I keep looking back like Lot's wife.

This obsession has to end. It's stolen the last 3 days from me, time that I should have been working on my novel, blogging, working on my brother's wedding website, job searching, hell... anything! My resolution: to take my hands out of my hair, my mind of my hair, and stop cruising the web lusting after other people's styles.

Enough is enough!

Right after I stalk my new friends' fotkis....

Rluvlylox's Avocado & Honey Hair Mask -- 2 out of 5

2008-12-22T11:03:00.000-08:00

This one is from my brother's fiancee, who I will call Rluvlylox (she probably got it from somewhere else online, so no offense or plagiarism intended)...

Ingredients:
- 1 medium avocado, mashed
- 2 tbsp honey
- 4 oz. castor oil
- 4 oz. olive oil
- 2 eggs
* you can also add 1/2 a small can of coconut milk for softness!

Mix, paint onto hair (I used the "shingling" method of application), cover with plastic shower cap. Sit under hood dryer for 15-20 minutes or wear around the house for 45 minutes to let body heat do the work. Rinse with warm water, and then shock with cold water. All done!

While I enjoyed what amounted to playing with green slime in the sink, I wasn't overly impressed with this one. To be fair, I left out the castor and coconut oil because I didn't have any in the house, so if you want to discount the review, fine with me. Try it for yourself and see... Note: make sure the avocado you buy is ripe.

Here's my take: the avocado didn't rinse out well. I didn't make my hair gleam or moisturize as well as I expected. I'm willing to try again, because I took too many recipe liberties with this to really post a review, and will update again in the future, promise!

Reunited, and it feels so good...

2008-12-21T22:12:00.000-08:00

I want to speak a little more on what all the recent hair events mean.

I've decided that I am not going to cry over the spilled milk that is my chopped hair, and not going to eulogize my relaxed locks. I am reunited with a more fundamental me, a stronger, older, wiser, me, and for that I will be grateful. As far as I'm concerned, thank you Jesus and I couldn't have planned it better myself!

For 8 long years I blithely and with a great deal of ignorance grew out my natural hair. I was so concerned with college, then grad school, that I wasn't as aware as I should have been, didn't know as much as I should have known, but things have really changed for me. I've relaxed my hair for the very very last time. No more fire creme! If I'm dying for the straight look again, I will bust out the press or get a sew-in, full stop. No more frying and dying my hair. How could I have ignored the very simple ironclad fact that my hair has fallen out in less than a year every time I tried one (with the notable exception of the phytospecific relaxer)?? I'm awake now, however, and paying very careful attention.

So this is my new fotki, my effort to pay attention, learn, ask questions... I'm so excited to meet myself again. Hello, beautiful.

Organic Yogurt, Oatmeal & Honey Face Mask -- 5 out of 5

2008-12-21T22:03:00.000-08:00

I tried this after starting a routine of applying a coat of honey to my freshly washed face for 10 minutes before bed each night. Just honey alone was a 5 out of 5, but the additional ingredients had such great results that I thought I would share. I learned it from a youtube tutorial -- thanx bubzbeauty!

Ingredients:

- 2 tbsp honey
- 3 tbsp Bio yogurt
- 1 fistful oatmeal (I used Quaker Rolled Oats)
Mix into a bowl -- consistency should be a lumpy pulp. Paint on face and scrub around to allow oatmeal to exfoliate. Leave on face 10 minutes. I lay down on a towel for this one, people.

Voila, instantly moisturized, exfoliated, pore-refined, glowing skin!

Phytospecific Cap'n Energy Multivitamin -- 0 out 5 stars

2008-12-21T21:59:00.000-08:00

I can't say enough about how much I effing HATE this product.

I didn't even finish a week's worth and that ish has effed up my body something fierce! Good thing I got it as a free sample, because it retails @ 55$ and if I had paid green dollars for that I might have flown to France and looked up the headquarters just to tell someone the hell off face to face.

1) It broke me out. Bad. I was doing honey on my face nightly and getting great results at first, and then all of a sudden there was a constellation of zits on my friggin face! I would not have figured it out, but I read on curlynikki blog that new multi-vitamins can break some women out. I decided to look up the ingredients of cap'n energy because the other multi I was taking was One-a-day women's, and I knew that was innocuous enough not to be causing it. It was the cap'n energy! It has fish gelatin! I am deathly allergic to fish!

1) It gave me a raging yeast infection. There is no delicate way to say this or to describe the between-my-legs bakery that opened about 3 days into taking this one a day pill. I had no idea what the hell was going on. I am highly susceptible to yeast infections from high dosage antibiotics, but never get them otherwise. I combat this by eating one light yogurt a day while taking antibiotics and I'm set. This time, however, I didn't suspect at first that it was the cap'n energy because I was taking it with another vitamin and trying out some natural face mask recipes. I started eating yogurt immediately, and when the infection only got worse, I started applying plain yogurt directly. I was saving the monistat for a last resort. The direct application took a day or so to work, but work it did. However, it was like the yeast was fighting back! I couldn't believe it, and I was really frickin tired of the discomfort, so upset that I stopped my morning routine. Luckily, that also meant stopping the vitamin. The infection got better so quickly I couldn't believe it. Around that time I looked up the ingredients to cap'n energy and found that in addition to noxious fish, it also has active YEAST cultures! Just to test, I took another one after 4 days off, and the yeast infection actually came back. Unbelievable!

Baking Soda (added to conditioner to clarify) -- 4 out of 5 stars

2008-12-21T21:49:00.000-08:00

I decided to try baking soda because ACV has some cons (see the review). I liked this better because it is less stinky and messy, but I discerned very little difference in effect, i.e. it still clarified my hair and stripped product well. I may have gotten more shine with ACV though. I did like this method better, as baking soda is an even cheaper and more ubiquitous household ingredient with just as many uses as ACV.

I'll continue to experiment with baking soda vs. ACV and post any updates.

Apple Cider Vinegar Rinse -- 4 out of 5

2008-12-21T21:44:00.000-08:00

So... I tried an apple cider vinegar rinse.
Mix 1 tbsp for every 1 cup water. Warning: THIS DOES NOT LATHER.

Let's get the cons out of the way first:

It stinks.
It stings your eyes.
It's hard to deal with because it's watery.
No lather.

Now for the pros:

It cleans your hair really well and gets rid of build up with the advantage of restoring pH balance. It also makes my hair noticeably shinier. It's cheap and easy to obtain. A little goes a long way, and it has many uses, from cleaning windows and tile to being a great product to settle the stomach and aid digestion. There are even some weight loss claims! (I drank what I didn't use in my hair...it's not that bad diluted). As for the smell, it fades in mere minutes.

I'm liking it so far for clarifying purposes. Once or twice a month is not too much to ask me to deal with this, although I am also intrigued by a method I read about on http://www.curlynikki.com that clarifies by adding baking soda to conditioner. More on that later.

*Note: I did not use this Katz brand of ACV for my rinse. I used the regular old generic out of the grocery store -- I actually had some in the house that I use for other reasons... but the pic is so pretty and appetizing looking, that I couldn't resist!

Burt's Bees Volumizing Shampoo w/ Pomegranate & Soy -- 3 out of 5

2008-12-21T21:41:00.000-08:00

First off let me say that I am working towards no poo whatsoever, so Burt's Bees is tainted by being a shampoo alone...

That being said... this is a good product, if you have to use poo @ all. First off, it's ingredients are all natural, lots of emollients and oils. It's gentle, lathers well, and you have to use a lot to get that "squeaky clean", stripped, tupperwear squeak (but it can be achieved with multiple washings). It smells like heaven and definitely gets the job done for washing out build up.

I haven't used it enough to judge the "volumizing" part of the claim, but stay tuned.

Kinky Curly Curling Custard -- 5 out of 5

2008-12-21T21:38:00.000-08:00

I can't say enough about this product! I was already super hyped about it before I even tried it because I got a great recommendation from my fellow naptural beauty and great friend, Portia. I then whipped myself into a frenzy of impatience by watching all of the tutorials on the website and cruising the hair boards. KCCC has a huge following and is perhaps one of the most recommended products for the wash n go, which is all I can wear right now with my hair this short.

I really like the way the product defines and separates curls. My curl pattern emerged immediately, and pretty uniformly. I can't see it getting much better than this, and any frizz that I have I am attributing to my won ignorance about the best way to apply this product. Taking the advice I saw, I applied rather sparingly the first time, had really good results, and then the 2nd time tried more. I found that I had put to little the 1st time, but still be careful. Where you put too much you will see some gooping and I've read over and over that it can dry flaky if over applied.

I think my hair loves the fact that this is and organic product with no bad or non-natural ingredients. I'm proud to use it, and I think my hair is proud of me too! :)

On a last note, I don't like the "edible" smell, although many people rave about it, but disregard me because I hate the sweet smell of vanilla and I hate things that smell like cake and muffins that AREN'T cake and muffins! Give me something clean, green, and citrusy... but the smell isn't off-putting at all because it fades.

Kinky Curly Knot Today Leave-In -- 5 out of 5

2008-12-21T21:36:00.000-08:00

I've used this product 3 times since I bought it last week. I love it because it detangles as well as conditions and it smells great. My hair is super short right now, so there is should be no need for combing with a great leave-in and detangler. This does the job wonderfully, and I don't have to use too much. My curl pattern popped right out with the knot today.

According to the manufacturer, Knot Today can be used in conjunction with Kinky Curly Curling Custard to lock in moisture and give great curl definition. It definitely lived up to its promise! Most of my curlies popped out before I even used the custard because of the Knot Today.

My Hair Story

2008-12-21T21:24:00.000-08:00

I figure that the perfect way to kick this blog off is with my hair story.

I just performed a Big Chop December 5, 2008, and not by choice. My new teensy weensy afro full of kinky curls is not, however, my first time rocking it natural. I transitioned for 2 yrs in college and then rocked my natural curls for another 7 years!!!!

I know what you're wondering... WHY THE HELL DID I EVER RELAX AGAIN?

I didn't want to. It was some combination of relocating after Katrina to a new place with no stylists (I mean that literally, Santa Cruz, CA black population 1%), taking an ultra conservative corporate job, a pile up of negative comments from family about my "black power phase", and being frustrated with my super long and unmanageable length. You see, my hair had grown out in spite of my ignorance. I stumbled around, no idea what products of processes to use, and basically devised a pattern of twist-outs that I taught myself.

Fast forward to now... it only took 6 months for my hair to fall out once I started relaxing again. I went to a wonderful stylist who put me onto phytospecific lye-free relaxers, and my hair grew back, but it was expensive and my hair was still rather fragile. I was panicked at what to do with my hair because I could no longer afford to get the chemical fire cream or travel to get my hair done. I took out a sew-in weave after 2 months, and based on some bad advice from a well-meaning friend, wound up in the shower with a head full of dreadlocs!!!!! A Dios Mio!

2.5 hrs later, and there was no choice but to lop off the loc'd up parts. I was devastated. I did have 2 1/2 mths worth (about 3-4 in) of extremely healthy new growth because of the braids, but I had no idea that I was unintentionally transitioning! I couldn't stand the sight of my uneven hack job, so I threw it into some cornrows w/ extensions and waited a week. In the meantime, a napturally beautiful friend of mine put me on to all the info, fotkis, products, and tutorials available online.

I'm now so happy this happened! It's the perfect time in my life to get re-acquainted with the best parts of myself. I have no fear that I will ever be pressured into throwing away a long, healthy head of hair again either. There's so much to learn... I'll be spending a lot of time on the message boards.